This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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