Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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