My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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