Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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