what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We're too hungover to prance.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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