wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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