You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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