The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize