I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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