I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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