Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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