Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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