i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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