what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is wine microwaveable?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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