and i looked up. we had an audience...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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