Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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