I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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