do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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