dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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