he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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