They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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