Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(231): View more from Michigan

Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.

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(626): View more from California

All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.

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(614): View more from Ohio

We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that

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(253): View more from Washington

I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN

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