it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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