I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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