Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
