if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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