windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Your penis caused this!
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