new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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