I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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