These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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