i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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