My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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