# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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