All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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