She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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