i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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