remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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