White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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