I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My life is pants optional.
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