my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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