If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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