That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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