He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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