how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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