It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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