google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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