My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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