He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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