Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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