goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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