So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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