you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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