exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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