"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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