i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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