Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
