and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
