they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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